An Introduction to Perfection

I have yet to come across another human being even half as exquisite as Kim Jaejoong. Boy has the face and voice of an angel and the most hilarious, endearing personality. I don't know what more I can possibly say about Jaejoongie that I haven't already gushed ad nauseum about on my other blog, but people tend to scroll past when they realise its gonna be another k-pop entry(not that I blame you haha) so I suppose theres alot to say then! Anyways, I am writing this because I told Neeta I would have to show her how amazing Jaejoong is and she promised to read this, but even if you aren't Neeta, read this if you have even the slightest affection for me @_@ cause I ♥ Jaejoongie THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MUCH.


This is the face of perfection. The face that has turned countless men gay(Case in point: Getting asked out by otherwise straight male celebrities, eye-witness accounts of him being propositioned by rich japanese men, and the number of times fans have overheard random men on planes who have no clue who DBSK are, talking about Jaejoong in ways he should never have the trauma of hearing) and pushed the thoughts of more than a million fangirls into levels of inpropriety.

And the boy has some credentials when it comes to being goodlooking. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen him in those 'Top 10 Best Faces' blah blah, but one that amused me to no end was that he was placed #2 most attractive male singer in frigging JAPAN, when he's completely korean(but the Japanese really do love our Jaejae's face, they keep giving him title after title, Most prince-like, most desirable lover etc... but whaddya expect, Jaejoong is like the ultimate bishounen) And he isn't nicknamed Visual Shock in Korea for nothing, funny thing is, he got so fed up with being called beautiful and pretty, he decided to beef up a hell lot(pics down) but still kept getting all those things, driving him to further "man up" until his company BANNED him from working out because muscles didn't suit his pretty face. Poor baby, destined to look beautiful forever huh.
Anyways, Bae Yong Joon has been winning this award called "Best Face in Asia and S.Korea" for the past 8 years(In my opinion more out of popularity than actually looking good because seriously, have you seen the guy?) but this year he declined saying that he doesn't deserve it(damn straight!) because he thought the best looking person in the whole of asia was KIM JAEJOONG, he then proceed to gush in front of the whole of S.Korea and millions of fans of hallyu and K-culture all around the world and I SWEAR I am quoting(translated of course) that "whatever hairstyle he cuts or whatever angle he turns to, everyone thinks that Kim Jaejoong looks handsome, cute, pretty, chic and always looks good" Yes. He really did use ALL those adjectives in that one sentence. He went on to gush even more creepily about how Jaejoong had "white and beautiful skin that some women are jealous of" citing his co-stars in his numerous movies and how they all said they were jealous of Jaejoong's face.
While I was a little freaked out about the blatant gushing,(though I should be used to it by now after listening to so many celebs gush about Jaejoong's face, such as Se7en talk about how he HANGS JAEJOONG'S PICTURE UP IN HIS OFFICE BECAUSE IT CHEERS HIM UP) I obviously agree with BYJ. (If you don't know who se7en is, he's this mega superstar in Korea)

I will never get over how much I adore his face, he has the most gorgeous doe-shaped eyes and he has the best lips, lots of people always talk about how perfect his nose is(actually they talk about how perfect EVERYTHING is as well) and I have to agree. Aurgh, and his skin! I've seen zoomed in shots of him with no makeup and his face is completely flawless, plus he has the CUTEST MOLES ON HIS FACE that I want to play connect the dots with. He looks so pretty yet his face is decidedly male, which means he looks both beautiful and handsome.


Jaejoong looking pretty:


<---Could he get any prettier? What kills me most is that he isn't even trying or aware that people are watching, he's just standing around, waiting and freaking emanting prettiness sparkles or something. Jaejoong looking handsome i.e. masculine: Jaejoong looking ridiculously goodlooking i.e. how he looks all the time/ like a cutie pie, creampuff/sparkly/like he just walked off the pages of a japanese manga/random picspam:




<-- CUUUUUUUUUUTE, Jaejae, why are you such a cutie pie!


And because I know most of the people that read this blog have a preference for their men inked:


First shot officially released. Reads TVXQ SOUL(aka. DBSK SOUL, see how much he loves his members?) , Hope to the end, "The pleasures of the mighty are the tears of the poor" and "A song will outlive all sermons in the memory." forming the two treble clefs.
Added angel wings and you can see that he was planning to get something done on the small of his back(which he presumably hasn't gotten yet)
And this has got to be the sweetest tattoo. He and Yoochun got this both inked above their hearts as a message to the fans during the first lawsuit. They couldn't speak to the fans so he proved his love for the DBSK and his fans the only way he could. He has another new one above 'Always keep the faith' but no one has a clear enough shot to know what it says.

He has got to be one of the most entertaining celebrities alive. He has such an endearing dorkiness which just spills over and makes you go LAWL JAE WHY U SUCHA DORKKKKKKKK
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
because he is.
When DBSK first made their debut, Jaejoong's concept(this term is used loosely in Korea, but it mostly implies "theme") was Mysterious Charisma, and Jaejoong revelaed years later SM Ent(The company that manages them aka The Devil Incarnate) gave him strict orders to shut the hell up in public and on shows because anything he would have said, would have ruined that image entirely. But after realizing how entirely entertaining he is, they let go of the reigns.



DORK HAHA, I love how he tries to show how he "cries in his heart" and ♥ the yunjae, Jaejoong crying because Yunho said his jiggae didn't taste good is totally expected, Jae just loves being the perfect wife huh. By the way, if the subs refer to him as Hero, its because his stage name is Youngwoong which means hero.

And I love how he just doesn't have the ability to hide his emotions, he's a completely open book. Sweetheart ♥



This video ALWAYS cracks me up because you can tell just how affected he gets and the poor boy has tears in his eyes. PLEASE DO WATCH. He's the boy in the middle(first row) when you see 5 guys sitting together in case for some reason you can't recognize him.

There are so many things I love about Jaejoong:
1)See above
2)His moles, SOOOOOO CUTE


3)His awkward dancing and clumsiness

Watch till the end, the last fall scene is worth it, I promise.
4)His strength and character. Boy ran away from home with no money, no place to stay, worked three jobs to survive while training, had to resort to walking 3 hours to work daily due to a severe lack of funds, sold his blood numerous times, ate leftovers off customer's plates at a restaurant he worked at and in spite of all this, was generous to share the place he had to rent, with Yunho and didn't ask for any money in return.(YUNJAE ) He's been through so much(SM's supposed physical abuse and mental torture, the adoption fiasco etc..) and he's still so kind and optimistic, its almost unreal how loving and sincere he is.
5)He would make a perfect wife; pretty, loving, motherly, a fantastic cook and he already does the dishes.
6)His hourglass figure. Making girls jealous since 2004. He has a 24 inch waist and he has admitted to wearing ladies' pants as they fit better. Observe:

but don't mistakenly think he has a girly body because uh...

7)His VOICE~~ Theres a reason he's ranked #2 Best Voice in all of Korea(Number 1 being his fellow DBSK member JUNSU BABYYY) and lead singer of the most awesome group ever.


He's the one in the middle that sings first.

Acapella performance, I think DBSK sounds best when they sing acapella, after all they are an acapella dance group(as weird as that combo sounds)

Once again, he's the one in the middle.
8)His loving, kind nature. Kim Jaejoong has almost singlehandedly restored my faith in humanity(the other person being Jung Yunho, who is too fucking good to be real, but he is. Which is why he gets to be with such a perfect person like Jaejoong)
9)His boyfriend. Yunho=HOT, enough said
True love ♥
(and no, its NOT fanservice, because most of their 'moments' are caught by fans when they think no one is looking)

♥

*EDIT:
AHAH! Success! Guess who texted me saying "Damn he is kinda perfect." "He looks like he's made out of white marble" HAHAHA, oh Jaejoongah, how many more hearts must you claim?